Brothel Responds to Sex Robot Craze with “Brunette Barbie” Sentient Sex Doll

Pahrump, Nevada, March 4, 2019 – Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel located near Las Vegas, Nevada, acutely aware of the growing worldwide popularity of sex robot brothels, has revealed that it has added Sybil Stallone, a porn star that has undergone numerous plastic surgeries that transformed her into a “Brunette Barbie” living sex doll, to its lineup of highly coveted sex workers.
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Stallone, a popular porn star with nearly 1.5 million Instagram followers, has invested $500,000 in surgeries, altering her body to become the ultimate living sex machine. Stallone started working at the brothel in late 2018 and she has had considerable success as one of the bordello’s premier courtesans.
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“I am literally built for sex,” Stallone said. “In our modern age of virtual reality, teledildonics, and sex robots, sex buyers are constantly looking for a more unique experience. Through my enhancements, I offer my lovers something that transcends human, better than anything you could get with a sex robot or most other women. I’m the best of both worlds – a living sex doll.”
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Stallone has undergone significant surgical augmentations in order to transform herself into a sentient sex doll, including a nose job, cheek, chin, and lip fillers, a considerable butt lift, and a whopping boob job that increased her breast size from a D-cup to a G-cup.
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“I love myself and I’m thrilled with the choices I’ve made,” Stallone said regarding her surgeries. “I see surgery as an art form, and I use it to transform myself into a sexual masterpiece.”
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Stallone said that the response from her clients and fans regarding her transformation has been overwhelmingly positive and that her look helps her in her adult video career.
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“My look has also helped my adult entertainment career as a porn star,” Stallone said. “I’m the go-to adult actress when filmmakers are looking for a performer that can play a living doll. It’s a more popular fetish than many may think.”
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Stallone said that it takes more that surgery to make her the ultimate sex partner.
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“When you combine my physical augmentations with my intense workout regimen, sex-positive attitude, and my years of experience having great sex as a highly successful porn star – there’s just nothing on the market that comes close to what I offer,” Stallone said. “I’m the sex-terminator. No sex robot has a chance.”
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As far as how other sex workers feel about Stallone’s choice to use surgery to give her a competitive edge in the ever-evolving sex industry, Allissa, another sex worker at Sheri’s, had this to say.
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“Sybil is an empowered woman with the agency to make her own choices. She has the right to be whatever she wants to be – and Sybil has a lot of fans that love her.”
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“But if you ask me,” Allissa said. “Sybil’s amazing body isn’t the best thing about her or the thing that makes her fans love her the most. She’s a sweet person with genuine compassion for the people in her life – and no sex robot can offer that.”
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ABOUT SHERI’S RANCH:
Sheri’s Ranch is a legal brothel and adult resort located in Pahrump, Nevada, sixty miles west of Las Vegas. The Ranch was purchased by former Chicago homicide detective Chuck Lee in 2001 and was recently remodeled into a fantasyland of suites and bungalows with themes such as Lustful Locker Room, Naughty Classroom and Geisha Girl Bedroom, based on customers’ most popular requests.  With 20 acres of beautifully cultivated land, complete with a pool, Jacuzzi, and tennis courts, Sheri’s Ranch is a place where visitors can discover unequalled peace and relaxation.  Lee has taken great care in maintaining a resort playground with the clients’ safety and privacy in mind.
Sheris Ranch Brothel

Adult Directory SLIXA Spotlights Sex Workers’ Political Fight with Kamala Harris

Adult Directory SLIXA Spotlights Sex Workers’ Political Fight with Kamala Harris: Decrim Queen
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(Los Angeles, CA / March 4, 2019) — Slixa.com is closely watching the actions of the U.S. federal government – and California senator Kamala Harris  – amid the erosion of sex workers’ safety and legal rights this past year in the name of combating sex trafficking.
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In its new blog post “Kamala Harris: Decrim Queen”, the adult entertainment services site affirms that the presidential hopeful is now walking a fine line between speaking up for decriminalization of consensual sex work and supporting FOSTA-SESTA, the anti-sex trafficking law that has crippled the industry.
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The opinion piece notes that Harris’ “sudden new stance is merely political posturing…her history tells a story of a politician overly-reliant on police and the justice system, which has a history of oppressive treatment and policies of some of the country’s most vulnerable communities (native populations, people of color and sex workers among them)–and her history is what she keeps asking us to examine.”
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Her efforts to shut down sex-for-hire markets such as classified ads website Backpage, which she claimed facilitated sex trafficking, non-consensual work and the pimping out women and children, succeeded in 2018, and Harris insists that “I have no regrets about that.”
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Slixa adds that Harris’ “response to the outcry from sex workers about her support of FOSTA/SESTA and help in the closure of Backpage is simply to offer hollow words that reiterate her position as a politician who routinely calls the cops on her neighbors.
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Slixa adds that “Harris likely does support decriminalization, but it is Nordic Decriminalization, which is still hugely harmful to providers, and, again, she is suffering from the inability to speak about the sex industry with any kind of nuance.
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“And, without the repeal of FOSTA/SESTA, her brand of decrim doesn’t do anything particularly proactive about giving the community back tools for safety, nor does it lend any much-needed legitimacy to sex work as work… it’s worth noting that human rights groups and organizations like Amnesty International oppose the Nordic Model, which isn’t even remotely like actual full decriminalization, despite the ways in which Kamala Harris conflates the two.”
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While sex workers and advocates would be happy to take her at her word, Slixa adds, “Harris still has a long way to go. And as far as we’re concerned, history has a high likelihood of repeating itself.”
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To find out more about SLIXA’S fight against FOSTA/SESTA, visit www.slixa.com,Twitter.com/Slixa and Instagram.com/Slixa
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ABOUT SLIXA:
Slixa is a trailblazing Escort and Private Entertainer directory launched in 2012 with a laser focus on industry advocacy. A small team of we-can-change-the-world ambitious thinkers aimed to build a modern, elegant website that treats advertisers with respect, making the visitor experience rich with gorgeous eye candy and ease of use. With page views in the millions, Slixa has rapidly risen to be the industry standard and continues to expand in countries worldwide serving private entertainers and clients alike.
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Slixa’s fresh approach to the standard adult directory, including a User Profile page with ample room for photos, entertainer bio and contact information, is a welcome change from the endless stream of adult papers and directories clogged with fake girls and fake content. Slixa’s blogs News, Late Night and Under Cover include regularly updated Q&As, interviews and informative articles that entertain as well as enlighten.
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Slixa is geared towards the type of client that is affluent, mature, generous, professional and is willing to pay for the exact experience they are seeking with a particular type of woman, with loyal advertisers who serve as Slixa brand evangelists spreading the word to fellow colleagues and their faithful clients.

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA ADULT PARODY IS NINTENDIRTY

(Woodland Hills, CA) March 1st, 2019 – Finally, one of the most popular video game franchises in history has a porn parody and it will make gamers and non-gamers alike Horny for Hyrule! WoodRocket and Pornhub present The Legend of Zelda XXX Parody, The Legend of Zildo.
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The Legend of Zildo premieres Friday, March 1st on WoodRocket and Pornhub for free, with an Extended Version available exclusively on Pornhub Premium.
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Princess Zildo has been kidnapped by the evil blue Ganondong! With the help of his magical-vagina’d fairy and a talking-penis tree, our pointy-eared and long-ocarina’d hero, Dink must save the Princess so he can get royally screwed!
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Starring April O’Neil, Codey Steele, Gabriella Paltrova, Seth’s Beard, and Cassandra Cain, The Legend of Zildo was directed by Vuko (C*ckraiser) and Mrs. Myers (Fortnut).
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Check out The Legend of Zildo for free at WoodRocket.com
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WoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, pop culture, and redefines adult entertainment. Creating popular & high-quality content like Ask A Porn Star, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Strokémon, and Laygo, WoodRocket is the future of porn. WoodRocket’s content has been featured in Buzzfeed, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and more.