WOODROCKET PRESENTS JURASSIC PARK PARODY

Hold onto your butts and prepare yourselves for some Tyrannosaurus Sex! WoodRocket and Pornhub are proud to present the most epic dinosorgy of all time, with the porn parody of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong.
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Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong premieres Thursday, June 21st for free on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub, with an extra Jurassic Prick Bonus Scene available exclusively on Pornhub Premium.
After scientists turn the Jurassic Park into a Jurassic Brothel by combining the DNA of dinosaurs and porn stars, Owen and Claire must try to get the sexy dino-ladies off of the island before the dildo volcano erupts and they all meet a sticky & gooey end.
Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong is directed by Vuko & Lee Roy Myers (Dick & Morty), written by Lee Roy Myers and Brandon Graham (John Wank), produced by Seth’s Beard (Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles), and stars Lauren Phillips, Robby Echo, Codi Vore, Mercy West, Kyra Rose and Tegan Trex.
If you miss this parody, you will be dino-sorry!
The SFW trailer of Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong is on WoodRocket.com and YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_hOlIC7wso
Watch Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong on WoodRocket.com & Pornhub.
The Jurassic Prick Bonus Scene is available exclusively at PornhubPremium.com.
WoodRocket mixes porn and comedy and pop culture, changing the way Adult Entertainment entertains adults. They have created popular original series like Ask A Porn Star, Topless Girls Reading Books, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Hamiltoe, Dick & Morty, Strokémon, and Bob’s Boners. There is nothing like a WoodRocket thing! WoodRocket’s content has been featured on Buzzfeed, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, Saturday Night Live, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, Bon Appetit, and more.

Naked News Talks Bad Sex Habits, Nudestock, Wild Spring Break Tales and Poolside Pilates in This Week’s Top Stories

Naked News Talks Bad Sex Habits, Nudestock, Wild Spring Break Tales and Poolside Pilates in This Week’s Top Stories
(Toronto, ONT / May 9, 2018) — Naked News, a leader in all-nude news reporting, is kicking off the week with an enticing schedule of current events for the week of May 7.
On MondayEila Adams and Frankie Kennedy recaped the weekend highlights in Naked News Sports, including a rain-soaked Kentucky Derby and a grotesque baseball injury that’s not for the faint of heart.
TuesdayErica Stevens travels to Canada’s Nudestock North music festival for a very naked adventure.
On Wednesday’s Pillow Talk, host Marina Valmont warns of FIVE harmful sex habits to break now for better intimacy.
On ThursdayShannon Blake talks weather warmup with a look at this weekend’s forecast.
Friday heats up with Madison Banes & Carli Bei at the Cannabis Expo exploring the various ways to get high, while Shannon Blake chills at Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica with travel partners Young Swingers Week (www.youngswingersweek.com), talking with resort guests about their wildest spring break experiences.
Sunday’s Mother’s Day schedule includes a trip to Puerto Vallarta with guest anchor Kylie with travel partners at Luxury Lifestyle Vacations (www.luxury-lifestyle-vacations.com) as she shows off her nude Pilates skills by the pool.
Also on SundayAlana Blaire and Tia Larose venture out to a bicycle show to find out what’s new in the industry, and Eila Adams and Madison Banes receive the erotic massages of a lifetime at one of Europe’s most popular adult resorts.
“Our Naked News reporters definitely know how to entice our viewers with the most amazing places and exciting activities to add to your bucket list,” said Naked News producer Lucas Tyler. “From specialty conventions to festivals, luxury resorts and sandy beaches, we’ve got you covered!”
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ABOUT NAKED NEWS:
Launched in 1999, Naked News is an adult-only web-based service, delivering daily news, entertainment, sports and more in upbeat 20-minute segments, presented by an all-female team of nude broadcasters.
The Toronto-based company, founded by Fernando Pereira and Kirby Stasyna, has become a worldwide phenomenon thanks to word-of-mouth generated by fans of the nude news format and popular anchors and reporters, including Eila Adams, Madison Banes, Alana Blaire, Whitney St. John, Shannon Blake, Laura Desiree, Tia Larose, Betsy Swoon and Marina Valmont.
Naked News provides fresh news content six days a week, as well as through a regularly-updated blog, and viewers can now enjoy streaming HD Naked News content to their TVs with the new Roku app, with free access for website subscribers. Visit www.nakednews.com for more information.

Chloe Cherry Pops in Girl of the Month ‘Showcases’ Scene for Girlsway, Out May 6

(Montreal, QC / May 7, 2018) — Girlsway is celebrating the selection of Chloe Cherry as May’s Girl of the Month with an exclusive ‘Showcases’ two-in-one scene, available now at Girlsway.com.
Cherry personally chose her gorgeous co-stars to come along for the ride in an adventurous romp that starts in a secluded cabin in the mountains with Jenna Sativa, and ends up back in her bedroom with Georgia Jones.
“The fans have made it clear that they enjoy watching two performances within one scene, and they absolutely love Chloe Cherry,” said ‘Showcases’ director Stills by Alan of Girlsway’s reigning Girl of the Month. “She’s a natural in front of the camera and a lot of fun.”
Learn more about May’s Girl of the Month Chloe Cherry, plus Jenna Sativa and Georgia Jones at their official Girlsway model pages.
To learn more about Girlsway visit Girlsway.com or contact affiliate manager Derrick Gilbertderrick@famedollars.com.
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ABOUT GIRLSWAY:
Launched in October of 2014, GIRLSWAY is an all-girl studio operated by the Gamma Films Group, the production arm of award-winning adult company Gamma Entertainment. Through their close interaction with the beautiful models and their loyal fans, Girlsway is quickly becoming one of adult’s leading all-girl erotica brands. The studio produces original and addictive content that mixes both passionate lesbian sex with interesting characters and inter-connected storylines.
Appealing to both men and women, Girlsway has made their presence known both in and out of the industry and has become critically acclaimed for their style of filming, storyline based content, talented casting, and most of all, their engagement with their members. With their unique vision and breakthrough content, Girlsway is becoming porn’s most dominant lesbian network. You can find the entire Girlsway content library available online at http://www.girlsway.com and to stay up to date with the latest news and releases, you can visit http://twitter.com/girlswaynetwork.
Video-on-demand viewing is also available at Gamelink, HotMovies, AEBN, and AdultDVDEmpire. DVDs are exclusively distributed by Girlfriends Films to all major online retailers and adult stores.
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